Bait

Speaking with first hand knowledge as a man, I can declare that in a man’s sphere of existence, there are certain things that immediately capture his interest and certain things that serve as white noise.  Marketing people sometimes call those attention-getters “Bait”.  Bait images drag a man’s eyes away from other pages in the magazine toward their page.  Bait images pull a man’s eyes from the road ahead of him to a billboard on the side.  Man-bait keeps men watching commercials.  Why do you think in that popular beer commercial, when three men are speaking about one of them losing his man card, there are beautiful women mixed into the background of the image.  Three men talking is white noise.  Three men talking with beautiful women hanging around is interesting, to a man at least.

Take my Sophia’s tits for example (shown here for your enjoyment).   Prime man-bait.  Hustler was brilliant to plaster their name on a top that would be worn by women.  It’s a man’s mag.  Putting the name on a man’s shirt would ensure it wouldn’t be read by men.  But on that rare occasion it shows up stretched across a woman’s tits, men will read the logo and remember.  Perfect bait.

I don’t expect you to remember a word of what I’ve written, but I bet you’ll remember the details of that picture.  God, I love marketing.  :)

 

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7 Responses to Bait

  1. Sophia says:

    Huh, what did you say?
    Oh wait that line doesn’t work for me. Drat ;-)
    Here I was trying to sound witty and to deflect on the fact that my tits are on your blog!
    *blush*
    Is one thing to have pictures of me on my blog but on yours…
    Yikes!

    Oh and by the way I love those miller light beer commercials… “Dude Man up and stand up to your woman.!”
    Makes me laugh everytime. :-D

  2. Ken Jashot says:

    Get used to it, baby. I intend to put many more pictures of you on my blog.

  3. Damn, I kept going back. I’d read, then scroll back, read, then scroll back again. Sophia’s body is intense!

  4. Gdog says:

    Nice addition to the article, pics with your other stories would be great as well!

  5. Cheeky Minx says:

    In the words of Nietzsche: “For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing.”

    And where Sophia’s glorious body is concerned, I suspect this applies to every hot-blooded man and a few women too…

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